Domino's Pizza Poll of Republicans versus Democrats

FYI, Domino's own internal poll claims

Republicans
-- Spend more per order than other consumers.
-- They rely on credit cards to pay more than other consumers.
-- They tend to order two large pizzas at a time, and they're usually
specialty pizzas.
-- They are more likely to order online, and more likely to pick up their
orders.

Democrats
-- Rely on delivery more than Republicans.
-- Pay cash more than other consumers.
-- Like more variety with their orders, opting for side items, chicken and
beverages more than Republicans.

(this isn't a joke, they actually did this)

November 5th Etiquette

FROM LINDA KINCAID, VIA ROWENA CHERRY:

Subject: NOVEMBER 5TH ETIQUETTE

Please read and enjoy:


1. No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" (at least not in public)

2. No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses

3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters

4. No calling in sick on November 5th. (they'll get nervous if too many of us don't
show up)

5. We are allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. (just try to
keep from grinning too big)

6. No singing loudly, “We've come this Far By Faith.” (it will be acceptable to hum
softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom
for at least a week (no chit'lins at all). This may make us seem to ethnic.

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain. (this might be a sign that
poor folks might be getting a break-through)

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks. (this could indicate a little too much excitement)

10. Please do not play "Moving on Up" (we are going to try to remain humble)

11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office with the door
closed)

12. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!

13. Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a
backhand spring on the highway is 100%.